Everything Assaultman

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...

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No Job Too SMAW Flag• 100% polyester• Knitted fabric• 3' x 5'• Print on one side• Blank reverse side• 4 grommets

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No Job Too SMAW Hoodie Available in Black Ass Up on the front left breast Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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Boo 2.0 Goose Tee Available in Military Green, Heather Olive (Army), Heather Orange, Heather Mint, Heather Team Purple, White and Black. Goose Up logo on the front left breast. Military Green and H...

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Infantry Assault Course (IAC) Silkies Available in Military Green and Black. Silkies are Soffe brand. *If you haven't been to the course, don't wear them!

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Advanced Assaultman Course Silkies (AAC) Silkies Available in Military Green and Black. Silkies are Soffe brand. *If you haven't been to the course, don't wear them!

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Into the Valley of Death Acrylic Print Art is affixed to a thick protective acrylic block giving a three-dimensional appearance. A french cleat is attached to the back for easy hanging. Care instru...

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Zippo Man 2.0 Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are endless. ...

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OIF Assaultman Woven Blanket - Desert DigitalThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibili...

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Welcome to the Infantry Fleece Blanket These silky-soft polyester fleece sherpa blankets has a smooth knit side, and the reverse a texture intended to imitate the look and feel of a real sheep's fl...

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Zippo Man 1.0 Tank Available in White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton

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I Love Recoilless Rifles Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), White and Black. Tees are Next Level 60/40 except for Coyote which is 100% cotton. Tees run on the athletic or small side so...

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I Love Rockets Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), White and Black. Tees are Next Level 60/40 except for Coyote which is 100% cotton. Tees run on the athletic or small side so order acc...

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I Love Recoilless Rifles Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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2d Battalion 9th Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 2/9 emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're co...

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Gut Slut Hoodie Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a hoodie! Available in Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All hoodies are Gildan brand.

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Gut Truck Tank Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a tank! Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.

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Roach Coach Hoodie Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a hoodie! Available in Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All hoodies are Gildan brand.

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1st Battalion 23d Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 4th Marine Division emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one siz...

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1st Battalion 23d Marines Mug • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85", diameter 3.35" • 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7", diameter 3.35" • Lead and BPA-free material • Glossy finish • NOT...

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1st Battalion 23d Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This pro...

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1st Battalion 8th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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1st Battalion 3d Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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Advanced Assaultman Course Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ *These will ship separate from other items. **Disclaimer: Not dishwashe...

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Fill Me Up Tank Available in White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are Bella & Canvas 100% cotton.

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Eagle Globe and Gun Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Leatherface Tank Available in Black and White. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Bloody Marines Tank Available in Black or White. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Second To None Tank Available in Black and White. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Filthy Thirteen 2.0 Tank Available in Black and White. Tanks are 100% cotton.

2nd Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tank

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2nd Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tank Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood....

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509 PIR Tee Inspired by the 509th PIR "Geronimo"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Banana Cream, Espresso, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print. Back...

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2-504 PIR Tank Inspired by the 2nd Battalion 504th PIR "White Devils"! Available in White and Black . Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front ...