Everything Assaultman

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...

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Boo 2.0 Goose Tee Available in Military Green, Heather Olive (Army), Heather Orange, Heather Mint, Heather Team Purple, White and Black. Goose Up logo on the front left breast. Military Green and H...

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Boo 2.0 Goose Hoodie Available in White and Black. Maneuver Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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Infantry Assault Course (IAC) Silkies Available in Military Green and Black. Silkies are Soffe brand. *If you haven't been to the course, don't wear them!

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Advanced Assaultman Course Silkies (AAC) Silkies Available in Military Green and Black. Silkies are Soffe brand. *If you haven't been to the course, don't wear them!

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Into the Valley of Death Acrylic Print Art is affixed to a thick protective acrylic block giving a three-dimensional appearance. A french cleat is attached to the back for easy hanging. Care instru...

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Zippo Man 2.0 Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army) and Black. Ass Up logo on the front left breast. (If you want something else, put that in the order comments at checkout.) Hoodies are...

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Zippo Man 2.0 Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are endless. ...

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OIF Assaultman Woven Blanket - DCU This soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are e...

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OIF Assaultman Woven Blanket - Desert DigitalThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibili...

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OIF Assaultman Tank Available in White and Black. Choose between DCU or Desert Digital. Ass Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton

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Welcome to the Infantry Fleece Blanket These silky-soft polyester fleece sherpa blankets has a smooth knit side, and the reverse a texture intended to imitate the look and feel of a real sheep's fl...

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Zippo Man 1.0 Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're c...

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Zippo Man 1.0 Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are endless. ...

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I Love Rockets Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), White and Black. Tees are Next Level 60/40 except for Coyote which is 100% cotton. Tees run on the athletic or small side so order acc...

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I Love Rockets Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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I Love Recoilless Rifles Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton

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I Love Rockets Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton

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I Love Recoilless Rifles Mug • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ in height, 3.2″ in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ in height, 3.3″ in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ in height, 3.7...

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I Love Rockets Mug • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ in height, 3.2″ in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ in height, 3.3″ in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ in height, 3.7″ in diame...

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2d Battalion 9th Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 2/9 emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're co...

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2d Battalion 9th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 8th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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2d Battalion 7th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 5th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 4th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 3d Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produc...

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2d Battalion 1st Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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Gut Slut Hoodie Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a hoodie! Available in Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All hoodies are Gildan brand.

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Gut Slut Tank Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a tank! Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.

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Roach Coach Tank Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a tank! Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.

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1st Battalion 25th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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1st Battalion 24th Marines Tank Available in White and Black. 4th Marine Division emblem on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton