Everything Assaultman

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...

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Platoon Commander Death Card Tank Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Second To None Tank Available in Black and White. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Filthy Thirteen 2.0 Tank Available in Black and White. Tanks are 100% cotton.

73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Tank

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73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Tank Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood. ...

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50 PIR Tank Inspired by the 509th PIR "Geronimo"! Available in White and Black. Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are...

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509 PIR Tee Inspired by the 509th PIR "Geronimo"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Banana Cream, Espresso, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print. Back...

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2-504 PIR Tank Inspired by the 2nd Battalion 504th PIR "White Devils"! Available in White and Black . Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front ...

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Hit The Beach Tee In honor of our forefathers who hit the beaches of Normandy on 6 June, 1944. Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Smokey Joe's Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Hard As F*ck Tank Available in White and Black *All tanks are 100% cotton.

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Rest In Peace Tank Available in Black and White. Ass Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Boo 2.0 Goose Hoodie Available in White and Black. Maneuver Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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Infantry Assault Course (IAC) Silkies Available in Military Green and Black. Silkies are Soffe brand. *If you haven't been to the course, don't wear them!

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OIF Assaultman Woven Blanket - DCU This soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are e...

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OIF Assaultman Woven Blanket - Desert DigitalThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibili...

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OIF Assaultman Tank Available in White and Black. Choose between DCU or Desert Digital. Ass Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton

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Welcome to the Infantry Fleece Blanket These silky-soft polyester fleece sherpa blankets has a smooth knit side, and the reverse a texture intended to imitate the look and feel of a real sheep's fl...

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Zippo Man 1.0 Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're c...

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Zippo Man 1.0 Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are endless. ...

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I Love Rockets Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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I Love Recoilless Rifles Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton

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I Love Rockets Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton

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I Love Rockets Mug • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ in height, 3.2″ in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ in height, 3.3″ in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ in height, 3.7″ in diame...

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2d Battalion 9th Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 2/9 emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're co...

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2d Battalion 9th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 8th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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2d Battalion 7th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 5th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 4th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 3d Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produc...

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2d Battalion 1st Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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Gut Slut Hoodie Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a hoodie! Available in Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All hoodies are Gildan brand.