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Everything Assaultman

Everything Assaultman

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...
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Eagle Skull and Anchor Flag Eagle Skull and Anchor Flag
$29.99
$29.99
Eagle Skull and Anchor Flag Currently available Red and M81. 3' x 5' flag
Mountain Warfare Training Center Hoodie Mountain Warfare Training Center Hoodie
from $54.99
from $54.99
Mountain Warfare Training Center Hoodie Available in Military Green, White, Heather Gray and Black Hoodies are Independent brand 80/20. *Order one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.  
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Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tee Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Navy Blue and Red. Military Green is 60/40. Coyote, Navy Blue and Red are 100% cotton.
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Death’s Compass Tee Death’s Compass Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Death's Compass Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Ice Blue, Royal Blue, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front. All tees are 60/40 with the ex...
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Eagle Skull and Anchor Hoodie Eagle Skull and Anchor Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Eagle Skull and Anchor Hoodie Available in Military Green, Navy, Red, Gold, White and Black. Sweatshirts are Independent brand 80/20. Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.
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Eagle Skull and Anchor Sticker Eagle Skull and Anchor Sticker
$4.99
$4.99
Eagle Skull and Anchor Sticker Approximately 3.8" x 4" sticker.
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Jungle Warfare Training Center Hoodie Jungle Warfare Training Center Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Jungle Warfare Training Center (JWTC) Hoodie Available in Military Green, Forest Green, White, Ash and Black.  Hoodies are 50/50 cotton/polyester. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned...
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Marine Corps Birthday Tee Marine Corps Birthday Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Marine Corps Birthday Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), Navy, Red, White, Sand, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tees are 60/40 except for Coy...
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Appalachia Tee Appalachia Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Appalachia Tee A portion of the proceeds from these will be going to Samaritan's Purse. Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Forest Green, Espresso, Orange, Safety Yellow, Heather Maro...
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Advanced Infantry Marine Course Hoodie Advanced Infantry Marine Course Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Advanced Infantry Marine Course Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black AIMC logo front and back. *All hoodies are Independent brand.  
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Rest In Peace Tee Rest In Peace Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Rest In Peace Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Ass Up logo on the front. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of Coyote Brown wh...
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Ass Up Flag Ass Up Flag
$29.99
$29.99
Ass Up Flag 3' x 5' flag
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Ass Up Tee Ass Up Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
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Ass Up Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Black, Charcoal, Heather Gray, Safety Orange and Safety Yellow. 4"x2.5" subdued American Flag on the left breast. Ass Up logo on the bac...
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Into The Woods Tee Into The Woods Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Into The Woods Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front. All tees are...
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Breaching Is For The Boys Flag Breaching Is For The Boys Flag
$29.99
$29.99
Breaching Is For The Boys Flag 3’x5’ flag.
Into The Woods Sticker
$4.99
$4.99
Into The Woods Sticker 2.3" x 4" sticker  
Eagle Skull and Anchor Tee Eagle Skull and Anchor Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Eagle Skull and Anchor Tee Available in Military Green, Navy, Heather Gold, Red, White, Charcoal and Black. Tees are 60/40 cotton/polyester.
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Appalachia Sticker
$4.99
$4.99
Appalachia Sticker A portion of the proceeds will be going to Samaritan's Purse to support those affected by Hurricane Helene. 2.3" x 4" sticker  
Infantry Squad Leader Course Tee Infantry Squad Leader Course Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Infantry Squad Leader Course Tee Available in Military Green and Black ISLC logo front and back. *All shirts are 60/40
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Infantry Squad Leader Course Hoodie Infantry Squad Leader Course Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Infantry Squad Leader Course Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black ISLC logo front and back. *All hoodies are Independent brand.  
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Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Sticker
$7.99
$7.99
Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Sticker 4” x 7” sticker
Marine Corps Birthday Hoodie Marine Corps Birthday Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Marine Corps Birthday Hoodie Available in Military Green, Navy, Red, White, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Hoodies are Independent brand 80/20. Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned ...
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Rest In Peace Sticker Rest In Peace Sticker
$4.99
$4.99
Rest In Peace Sticker Available in black/white and holographic. 4.1” x 2.4" die cut sticker
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Death's Compass Flag
$29.99
$29.99
Death's Compass Flag 3' x 5' flag
2/23 Deployment Tee 2/23 Deployment Tee
from $24.99
from $24.99
2/23 Deployment Tee Available in Military Green and Black. 2/23 logo on the front left breast. Tees are Next Level 60/40.
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2/23 Deployment Hoodie 2/23 Deployment Hoodie
from $39.99
from $39.99
2/23 Deployment Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black. 2/23 logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Independent brand 80/20. Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.
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Death's Compass Sticker Death's Compass Sticker
$4.99
$4.99
Death's Compass Sticker Available in black/white and holographic. 3" x 3" sticker.
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Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Tee Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Tee Available in Military Green and Black ISULC logo on front and back *All shirts are 60/40.
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Mountain Warfare Training Center Sticker
$4.99
$4.99
Mountain Warfare Training Center Sticker 3" x 3" sticker  
Appalachia Hoodie Appalachia Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Appalachia Hoodie A portion of the proceeds from these will be going to Samaritan's Purse. Available in Black and White. Hoodies are Independent brand 80/20.
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Advanced Infantry Marine Course Tee Advanced Infantry Marine Course Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Advanced Infantry Marine Course Tee Available in Military Green and Black AIMC logo on front and back *All shirts are 60/40.
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Assaultman Death Card Flag Assaultman Death Card Flag
$29.99
$29.99
Assaultman Death Card Flag Available in Vertical or Horizontal. 3' x 5' flag.  
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