Everything Assaultman

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...

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1-505th PIR Tee Inspired by the 1-505th "Jack of Diamonds"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Orange, Heather Maroon, Charcoal and Black. Choose between a chest print or a back print. ...

$11.99

Ass Up Patch Embroidered velcro patch that’s perfect for your plate carrier, admin pouch or anything with hook and loop! Approx dimensions are 2.25” x 4”.

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OIF Assaultman Sticker - DCU • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through • Fast and easy bubble-free application • Durable vinyl • 95µ density Don't forget to clean the surface befor...

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Zippo Man 1.0 Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Goons Up logo front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with s...

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2d Battalion 9th Marines Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities ar...

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2d Battalion 2d Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produc...

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1st Battalion 23d Marines Carlos Company Flag• 100% polyester• Knitted fabric• 3' x 5'• Print on one side• Blank reverse side• 4 grommets

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Gut Truck Hoodie Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a hoodie! Available in Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All hoodies are Gildan brand.

Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Tank (Alternate Version)

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Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Tee (Alternate Version) Available in White and Black Alternate ISULC logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.

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1st Battalion 3d Marines Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities ar...

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1st Battalion 2d Marines Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities ar...

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1st Battalion 9th Marines Woven Blanket This soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities ...

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1st Battalion 7th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This pro...

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1st Battalion 4th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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Squad Leader's Creed Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White and Black. Squad Leader symbol front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned...

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Ho Goose Tee Available in Military Green, Heather Olive (Army), Heather Forest, Heather Red, White and Black. Goose Up Logo on the front left breast. Shirts are Next Level 60/40 except for Coyote, ...

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1st Marine Division - Chosin Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton

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Blessed Tank Available in White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are Bella & Canvas 100% cotton.

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Here Lies Weapons Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White, and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *Khaki is not a direct match, but it is the closest color hoodie I've b...

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Boo Goose Tank (OCP) Available in White and Black. Goose Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Peleliu Battle Map Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Royal Pine, Sand, White, Royal Blue, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black. Tees are 60/40 except for Coyote Brown which is 100...

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Ass Up American Flag Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Red, White, Royal Blue, Midnight Navy, Heather Gold, Heather Maroon, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Features a full col...

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Flamethrower Death Card Tank Available in Black and White. Ass Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Recon Death Card Tank Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Goose Gunner Death Card Tank Available in Black and White. Goose Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Second To None Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Espresso, Sand, White, Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Charcoal and Black. Tees are 60/40 except for Coyote Brown w...

1st Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tank

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1st Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tank Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood....

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507 PIR Tee Inspired by the 507th PIR "Down to Earth"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Espresso, Forest Green, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print....

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Filthy Thirteen Tank Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.

$29.99

Long Live the Infantry Flag• 100% polyester• Knitted fabric• 3' x 5'• Print on one side• Blank reverse side• 4 grommets

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No Job Too SMAW Tee Available in Military Green, Heather Olive (Army) and Black. Ass Up logo on the front left breast.

$24.99

Goose Up Dad Hat • 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustab...