Everything Assaultman

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...

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507 PIR Tee Inspired by the 507th PIR "Down to Earth"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Espresso, Forest Green, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print....

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2-504 PIR Tank Inspired by the 2nd Battalion 504th PIR "White Devils"! Available in White and Black . Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front ...

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Smokey Joe's Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Hard As F*ck Tank Available in White and Black *All tanks are 100% cotton.

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Rest In Peace Tank Available in Black and White. Ass Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Into the Valley of Death Acrylic Print Art is affixed to a thick protective acrylic block giving a three-dimensional appearance. A french cleat is attached to the back for easy hanging. Care instru...

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The Horrors Persist Flag • 100% polyester • Knitted fabric • 3' x 5' • Print on one side • Blank reverse side • 2 iron grommets This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an ord...

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Goose Up Dad Hat • 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustab...

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Zippo Man 2.0 Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army) and Black. Ass Up logo on the front left breast. (If you want something else, put that in the order comments at checkout.) Hoodies are...

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Zippo Man 2.0 Poster • Paper thickness: 10.3 mil • Paper weight: 189 g/m² • Opacity: 94% • ISO brightness: 104% This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why...

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Zippo Man 2.0 Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are endless. ...

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OIF Assaultman Flag - DCU• 100% polyester• Knitted fabric• 3' x 5'• Print on one side• Blank reverse side• 2 iron grommetsThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, whic...

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OIF Assaultman Woven Blanket - DCU This soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are e...

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OIF Assaultman Woven Blanket - Desert DigitalThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibili...

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OIF Assaultman Tank Available in White and Black. Choose between DCU or Desert Digital. Ass Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton

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Welcome to the Infantry Fleece Blanket These silky-soft polyester fleece sherpa blankets has a smooth knit side, and the reverse a texture intended to imitate the look and feel of a real sheep's fl...

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Zippo Man 1.0 Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're c...

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Zippo Man 1.0 Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are endless. ...

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I Love Recoilless Rifles Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), White and Black. Tees are Next Level 60/40 except for Coyote which is 100% cotton. Tees run on the athletic or small side so...

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I Love Rockets Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), White and Black. Tees are Next Level 60/40 except for Coyote which is 100% cotton. Tees run on the athletic or small side so order acc...

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I Love Rockets Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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I Love Recoilless Rifles Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton

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I Love Rockets Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton

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I Love Recoilless Rifles Mug • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ in height, 3.2″ in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ in height, 3.3″ in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ in height, 3.7...

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I Love Rockets Mug • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ in height, 3.2″ in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ in height, 3.3″ in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ in height, 3.7″ in diame...

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I Love Rockets Flag • 100% polyester • Knitted fabric • 3' x 5' • Print on one side • Blank reverse side • 2 iron grommets This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, w...

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Eagle Skull and Anchor Woven Blanket - Frogskin BeachThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the p...

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2d Battalion 9th Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 2/9 emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're co...

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2d Battalion 9th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 8th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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2d Battalion 7th Marines Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities ar...

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2d Battalion 7th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...