Everything Assaultman

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...

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D-Day Battle Map Tank Available in Black and White. All tanks are 100% cotton.

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Hit The Beach Tee In honor of our forefathers who hit the beaches of Normandy on 6 June, 1944. Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Smokey Joe's Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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Hard As F*ck Tank Available in White and Black *All tanks are 100% cotton.

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Rest In Peace Tank Available in Black and White. Ass Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.

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M3A1 MAAWS Diagram Flag• 100% polyester• Knitted fabric• 3' x 5'• Print on one side• Blank reverse side• 4 grommets

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M3A1 MAAWS Diagram Hoodie Available in Black Goose Up on the front left breast Hoodies are Gildan 50/50 *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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M3A1 MAAWS Diagram Tee Available in Military Green, Heather Olive (Army), White and Black. Goose Up logo on the front left breast.

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Boo 2.0 Goose Hoodie Available in White and Black. Maneuver Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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OIF Assaultman Woven Blanket - DCU This soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are e...

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OIF Assaultman Tank Available in White and Black. Choose between DCU or Desert Digital. Ass Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton

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Zippo Man 1.0 Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're c...

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Zippo Man 1.0 Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities are endless. ...

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I Love Rockets Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.

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I Love Recoilless Rifles Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton

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I Love Rockets Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton

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I Love Rockets Mug • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ in height, 3.2″ in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ in height, 3.3″ in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ in height, 3.7″ in diame...

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2d Battalion 9th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 8th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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2d Battalion 7th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 5th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 4th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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2d Battalion 3d Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produc...

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2d Battalion 1st Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This produ...

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Gut Slut Tank Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a tank! Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.

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Roach Coach Tank Whatever you call this heavenly chariot, we decided to put it on a tank! Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.

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1st Battalion 25th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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1st Battalion 24th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This pro...

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1st Battalion 9th Marines Water Bottle• Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic)• Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.This product is ...

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1st Battalion 6th Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This prod...

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Squad Leader's Creed Tank Available in White and Black. Squad Leader symbol on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton

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Ho Goose Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), Forest Green, Red, White and Black. Goose Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan or Jerzees. *Some hoodies can shrink after ...