Everything Assaultman

Everything Assaultman

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...
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2d Battalion 4th Marines Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities ar...
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2d Battalion 3d Marines Sweatshirt 2d Battalion 3d Marines Sweatshirt
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2d Battalion 3d Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 3d Marine Division emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size u...
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Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Sweatshirt (Alternate Version) Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Sweatshirt (Alternate Version)
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Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Sweatshirt (Alternate Version) Available in Military Green and Black. Alternate ISULC logo on the front left breast. *All sweatshirts are Gildan brand.  
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$19.99
$19.99
1st Battalion 1st Marines Water Bottle • Material: Tritan (BPA-free plastic) • Volume: 32 oz. • Dimensions: 8.27″ × 3.54″ Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. This pro...
Blessed Hoodie Blessed Hoodie
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Blessed Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan or Jerzees. *Consider ordering one size up if you're ...
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China Gal Tee China Gal Tee
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China Gal Tee Available in Military Green, Heather Olive (Army), Sage, Tan and Black.
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Eagle Globe and Gun Hoodie Eagle Globe and Gun Hoodie
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Eagle Globe and Gun Hoodie Available in Military Green, Navy, White and Black. Hoodies are Gildan. Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.
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Original Gunner Tee Original Gunner Tee
from $31.99
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Original Gunner Tee Paying homage to the OG, Original Gunner, Henry L. Hulbert. Available in Military Green, Heather Olive (Army), White, Heather Red, Heather Yellow Gold, Heather True Royal, Heath...
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Ass Up American Flag Tank Ass Up American Flag Tank
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Ass Up American Flag Tank Available in Black or White. Features a full color American flag on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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Assaultman Death Card Tank Assaultman Death Card Tank
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Assaultman Death Card Tank Available in Black and White. Ass Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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Defending Rudder's CP Tee Defending Rudder's CP Tee
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Defending Rudder's CP Tee This photo depicts Rangers of the 2nd Ranger Battalion defending LTC Rudder's CP on Pointe du Hoc. Available in Coyote Brown (Army), White, Heather Orange, Royal Blue, Cha...
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73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Tee 73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Tee
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73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Tee Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood. A...
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506 PIR Tank 506 PIR Tank
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from $31.99
506 PIR Tank Inspired by the 506th PIR "Currahee"! Available in White and Black.  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks ar...
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Long Live the Infantry Hoodie
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Long Live the Infantry Hoodie Available in Black Goons Up on the front left breast Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.
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Goose Up Flag Goose Up Flag
$29.99
$29.99
Goose Up Flag • 100% polyester• Knitted fabric• 3' x 5'• Print on one side• Blank reverse side• 4 grommets
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Scout Module
$89.95
$89.95
Scout Module Compact Waterproof Condensed Modular Description:  Reconnaissance, Dismounted Quick Reference, Mounted Quick Reference, Patrol Base Occupation, Patrol Base Activities, Op Selection, ...
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2d Battalion 3d Marines Woven Blanket This soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities ar...
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$29.99
$29.99
1st Battalion 3d Marines Charlie Company Flag• 100% polyester• Knitted fabric• 3' x 5'• Print on one side• Blank reverse side• 4 grommets
1st Battalion 23d Marines Tank 1st Battalion 23d Marines Tank
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1st Battalion 23d Marines Tank Available in White and Black. 4th Marine Division emblem on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton  
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1st Battalion 7th Marines Woven Blanket 1st Battalion 7th Marines Woven Blanket
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1st Battalion 7th Marines Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities a...
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Squad Leader's Creed Hoodie Squad Leader's Creed Hoodie
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Squad Leader's Creed Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black. Squad Leader symbol front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.
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$29.99
Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Yard Sign• Fluted polypropylene• Thickness: 0.16″ • Size: 18″ × 24″ • Matte finish• Aluminum h-stake stand with ribbed side wiresImportant: This product is shipped ...
Fill Me Up Hoodie Fill Me Up Hoodie
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Fill Me Up Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan or Jerzees. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concern...
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Chaos Tank Chaos Tank
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Chaos Tank Available in White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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2nd Marine Division Guadalcanal Tribute Tank 2nd Marine Division Guadalcanal Tribute Tank
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2nd Marine Division Guadalcanal Tribute Tank Available in White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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1st Marine Infantry Division Tank 1st Marine Infantry Division Tank
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1st Marine Infantry Division Tank For a select group of Soldiers of the 1st Infantry Division who took part in Operation Phantom Fury alongside the Marines. Available in White and Black. Your choic...
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Goose Up Silkies Goose Up Silkies
$31.99
$31.99
Goose Up Silkies Available in Green and Black. 2.5 oz. 100% Lightweight Nylon Tricot Brief liner Inside key pocket 2" (M) - 2.25" (L-2XL) inseam
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Filthy Thirteen 2.0 Tee Filthy Thirteen 2.0 Tee
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Filthy Thirteen 2.0 Tee Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, Heather Maroon, Red, White, Ice Blue, Royal Blue, Charcoal and Black. Shirts are 60/40 except for Coyote Brown which is 100% cotton.
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3rd Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tank 3rd Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tank
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3rd Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tank Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood....
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2nd Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tank 2nd Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tank
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2nd Battalion th Marines WWI Tribute Tank Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood. ...
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Into The Wheat Tank Into The Wheat Tank
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Into The Wheat Tank Available in White and Black *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tank
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Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tank Available in Navy Blue Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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