Everything Assaultman

Everything Assaultman

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...
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2d Battalion 2d Marines Mug • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ in height, 3.2″ in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ in height, 3.3″ in diameter • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ in height, 3.7″...
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1st Battalion 25th Marines Sweatshirt 1st Battalion 25th Marines Sweatshirt
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1st Battalion 25th Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, Forest Green, White and Black. 4th Marine Division emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider orderi...
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1st Battalion 6th Marines Woven Blanket 1st Battalion 6th Marines Woven Blanket
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1st Battalion 6th Marines Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities a...
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1st Battalion 5th Marines Woven Blanket 1st Battalion 5th Marines Woven Blanket
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1st Battalion 5th Marines Woven Blanket This soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities ...
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Eagle Skull and Anchor Throw Blanket - Frogskin Beach Product mockup
$49.99
$49.99
Eagle Skull and Anchor Throw Blanket - Frogskin Beach  • 100% polyester• Soft silk touch fabric• Printing on one side• White reverse side• Machine-washable• Hypoallergenic• Flame retardant 60" x 80...
Small Craft Company Hoodie Small Craft Company Hoodie
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Small Craft Company Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black. Features a modified Goons Up logo on the front left breast with an oar instead of an axe. *Hoodies are Gildan. Consider ordering on...
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Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Tank Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Tank
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Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Tank Available in Black and White. AITB - Hawaii Detachment logo on the front and back. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Advanced Assaultman Course Sweatshirt Advanced Assaultman Course Sweatshirt
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Advanced Assaultman Course Sweatshirt Available in Military Green and Black AAC logo front and back. *All sweatshirts are Gildan brand.  
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1st Marine Division - Somalia Tee 1st Marine Division - Somalia Tee
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1st Marine Division - Somalia Tee Available in Military Green, Tan, Athletic Heather and Black.    
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The Horrors Persist Hoodie
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The Horrors Persist Hoodie • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord •...
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$24.99
Ass Up Dad Hat • 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable...
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Ranger Basic Module
$89.95
$89.95
Ranger Basic Module Compact Waterproof Condensed Modular Description: Created with the input of U.S. Army Ranger School Instructors, the Ranger Basic Module is intended to provide a Ranger School...
2d Battalion 8th Marines Sweatshirt 2d Battalion 8th Marines Sweatshirt
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2d Battalion 8th Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 2d Marine Division emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size ...
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2d Battalion 8th Marines Woven Blanket This soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities a...
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2d Battalion 7th Marines Sweatshirt 2d Battalion 7th Marines Sweatshirt
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2d Battalion 7th Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 1st Marine Division emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size...
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2d Battalion 2d Marines Golf Company Sweatshirt 2d Battalion 2d Marines Golf Company Sweatshirt
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2d Battalion 2d Marines Golf Company Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 2/2 emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up ...
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1st Battalion 8th Marines Sweatshirt 1st Battalion 8th Marines Sweatshirt
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1st Battalion 8th Marines Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 2d Marine Division front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're ...
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1st Battalion 8th Marines Tank 1st Battalion 8th Marines Tank
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1st Battalion 8th Marines Tank Available in White and Black. 2d Marine Division emblem on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton  
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1st Battalion 7th Marines Weapons Company Sweatshirt 1st Battalion 7th Marines Weapons Company Sweatshirt
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1st Battalion 7th Marines Weapons Company Sweatshirt  Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 1/7 emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one si...
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1st Battalion 7th Marines Suicide Charley Sweatshirt 1st Battalion 7th Marines Suicide Charley Sweatshirt
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1st Battalion 7th Marines Suicide Charley Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. 1/7 emblem on the front left breast. Sweatshirts are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one siz...
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Goose Up Hoodie Goose Up Hoodie
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Goose Up Hoodie Available in Military Green, Khaki (Army), White, Heather Gray, Charcoal, Black, Duck Camo, Tiger Camo and Forest Camo. American Flag on the front left breast. Solid colors are Gild...
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D-Day 80 Year Commemorative Tee D-Day 80 Year Commemorative Tee
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from $29.99
D-Day 80 Year Commemorative Tee In honor of the 80th Anniversary of D-Day. This extremely simple yet meaningful design pays homage to our forefathers who came ashore on the beaches of Normandy. Ava...
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508 PIR Tee 508 PIR Tee
from $31.99
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508 PIR Tee Inspired by the 508th PIR "Fury From the Sky"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Red, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print....
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OIF Assaultman Hoodie OIF Assaultman Hoodie
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OIF Assaultman Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black. Choose between DCU or Desert Digital. Ass Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if ...
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Welcome to An Nasiriyah Hoodie Welcome to An Nasiriyah Hoodie
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Welcome to An Nasiriyah Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. Consider ordering a size up.  
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Zippo Man 1.0 Tee Zippo Man 1.0 Tee
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from $31.99
Zippo Man 1.0 Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), Red, White, Midnight Navy, Heather Gray and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tees are Next Level brand 60/40, except for ...
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73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Hoodie 73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Hoodie
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73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Hoodie Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if yo...
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2d Battalion 6th Marines Tank 2d Battalion 6th Marines Tank
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2d Battalion 6th Marines Tank Available in White and Black. 2d Marine Division emblem on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton  
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2d Battalion 6th Marines Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities ar...
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2d Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Hoodie 2d Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Hoodie
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2d Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Hoodie Available in Military Green, White, Ash and Black. Goons Up logo front left breast. Hoodies are Gildan 50/50. *Consider ordering one size up if you're co...
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1st Battalion 4th Marines Woven Blanket 1st Battalion 4th Marines Woven Blanket
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1st Battalion 4th Marines Woven BlanketThis soft woven blanket is not only comfortable but versatile. Use it as a wall decoration, a throw for your sofa, or even a picnic spread the possibilities a...
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1st Battalion 7th Marines OG Suicide Charley Tank 1st Battalion 7th Marines OG Suicide Charley Tank
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1st Battalion 7th Marines OG Suicide Charley Tank Available in White and Black. 1/7 emblem on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton  
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