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Assaultman Apparel

Assaultman Apparel

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...
501 PIR Tank 501 PIR Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
501 PIR Tank Inspired by the 501st PIR "Geronimo"! Available in White and Black .  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks a...
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505th PIR Tank 505th PIR Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
505th PIR Tank Inspired by the 1-505th "Jack of Diamonds"! Available in White and Black .  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast....
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D-Day Battle Map Tank D-Day Battle Map Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
D-Day Battle Map Tank Available in Black and White. All tanks are 100% cotton.
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D-Day Battle Map Tee D-Day Battle Map Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
D-Day Battle Map Tee Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black. All tees are 60/40 except for Coyote Brown which is 100% cotton.
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Hit The Beach Tank Hit The Beach Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Hit The Beach Tee In honor of our forefathers who hit the beaches of Normandy on 6 June, 1944. Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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The Jump Tank The Jump Tank
from $31.99
from $31.99
The Jump Tank Not just any jump but THE jump! In honor of our forefathers who stepped through the door on the night of 6 June, 1944. Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo front left breast. T...
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Belleau Wood Tank Belleau Wood Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Belleau Wood Tank Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Belleau Wood Tee Belleau Wood Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Belleau Wood Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front. All tees are 6...
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Patrol Called Life Tank Patrol Called Life Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Patrol Called Life Tank Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Patrol Called Life Tee Patrol Called Life Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Patrol Called Life Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of Coyote Bro...
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Born In A Bar Tank Born In A Bar Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Born In A Bar Tank Available in Navy Blue, White and Black Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Hard As F*ck Tank Hard As F*ck Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Hard As F*ck Tank Available in White and Black *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Hard As F*ck Tee Hard As F*ck Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Hard As F*ck Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of C...
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Filthy Thirteen Tank Filthy Thirteen Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Filthy Thirteen Tank Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Into The Wheat Tank Into The Wheat Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Into The Wheat Tank Available in White and Black *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Into The Wheat Tee Into The Wheat Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Into The Wheat Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of...
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Into The Woods Tank Into The Woods Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Into The Woods Tank Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tank Available in Navy Blue Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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God Loves the Infantry Tank God Loves the Infantry Tank
from $31.99
from $31.99
God Loves the Infantry Tank Available in Black or White. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. All tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Born in a Bar Tee Born in a Bar Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Born in a Bar Available in Navy Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of Navy Blue which is 100% cotton.
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The Jump Tee The Jump Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
The Jump Tee Not just any jump but THE jump! In honor of our forefathers who stepped through the door on the night of 6 June, 1944. Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, Heather Maroon, White, Mi...
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Hit The Beach Tee Hit The Beach Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Hit The Beach Tee In honor of our forefathers who hit the beaches of Normandy on 6 June, 1944. Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Ice Blue, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up l...
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Into The Woods Tee Into The Woods Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Into The Woods Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front. All tees are...
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505th PIR Tee 505th PIR Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
505th PIR Tee Inspired by the 1-505th "Jack of Diamonds"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Orange, Heather Maroon, Charcoal and Black .  Choose between a chest print or a back print. ...
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501 PIR Tee 501 PIR Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
501 PIR Tee Inspired by the 501st PIR "Geronimo"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Royal Blue, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print. B...
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Retreat Hell! Tee Retreat Hell! Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Retreat Hell! Tee "Retreat hell! We just got here." This is what Capt LLoyd Williams of the 51st Company (2/5) told the French when urged to retreat from Belleau Wood. Capt Williams would die in Be...
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Filthy Thirteen Tee Filthy Thirteen Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Filthy Thirteen Tee Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Military Green, Sand, Cardinal, White, Midnight Navy, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. All shirts are ...
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Frogskin Bandana Frogskin Bandana
$12.99
$12.99
Frogskin Bandana Keep the sweat out of your eyes and uphold the legacy with these Frogskin Bandanas! Your choice of Goons Up, Tubes Up, Ass Up, Tows Up, Maneuver Up or Heavy Goons! Approximately 21...
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Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tee Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Navy Blue and Red. Military Green and Coyote are 60/40. Navy Blue and Red are 100% cotton.
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