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Assaultman Apparel

Assaultman Apparel

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...
O. P. Smith Tee O. P. Smith Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
O. P. Smith Tee In honor of General O. P. Smith, who some (me) consider the savior of the 1st Marine Division at Chosin. Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Royal Pine, Red, White, Ro...
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Chosin Tee Chosin Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Chosin Tee  Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Royal Pine, Sand, White, Ice Blue, Royal Blue, Midnight Navy, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Tees are 60/40 except for Coyote Brown ...
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1st Marine Division - Chosin Tee 1st Marine Division - Chosin Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
1st Marine Division - Chosin Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Royal Pine, Sand, Red, White, Ice Blue, Midnight Navy, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Tees are Next Level brand...
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1st Marine Division - Chosin Tank 1st Marine Division - Chosin Tank
from $31.99
from $31.99
1st Marine Division - Chosin Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton  
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1st Marine Division - Chosin Hoodie 1st Marine Division - Chosin Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
1st Marine Division - Chosin Hoodie Available in Military Green, Red, White, Heather Gray and Black. Hoodies are Independent brand 80/20. *Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shr...
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Chosin Battle Map Tee Chosin Battle Map Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Chosin Battle Map Tee  Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Royal Pine, Sand, White, Ice Blue, Midnight Navy, Heather Gray, Stone Grey, Charcoal and Black. Tees are 60/40 except for Co...
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Fill Me Up Tee Fill Me Up Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Fill Me Up Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), Kelly Green, Mint, White, Heather Orange, Red, Purple Rush, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Shir...
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Fill Me Up Tank Fill Me Up Tank
from $31.99
from $31.99
Fill Me Up Tank Available in White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are Bella & Canvas 100% cotton.
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Fill Me Up Hoodie Fill Me Up Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Fill Me Up Hoodie Available in Military Green, Oregano (Army), White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Independent brand 80/20 except for Oregano which is Hanes 50/50. ...
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Blessed Tee Blessed Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Blessed Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), Forest Green, Espresso, Sand, White, Stone Grey, Storm and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Shirts are printed on Next Level 60...
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Blessed Tank Blessed Tank
from $31.99
from $31.99
Blessed Tank Available in White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are Bella & Canvas 100% cotton.
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Blessed Hoodie Blessed Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Blessed Hoodie Available in Military Green, Oregano (Army), White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Independent brand 80/20 except for Oregano which is Hanes ...
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Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Silkies
$31.99
$31.99
Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Silkies Available in Black. Silkies are genuine Soffe brand. *If you haven't been to the course, don't wear it!  
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Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Tank Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Tank
from $31.99
from $31.99
Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Tank Available in Black. Tanks are Bella & Canvas brand 100% cotton. *If you haven't been to the course, don't wear it!  
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Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Tee Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Tee Available in Military Green and Black. Shirts are Next Level brand 60/40. *If you haven't been to the course, don't wear it!  
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Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Long Sleeve Tee Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Long Sleeve Tee
from $34.99
from $34.99
Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Long Sleeve Tee Available in Black. Shirts are Next Level brand 60/40. *If you haven't been to the course, don't wear it!  
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Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Hoodie Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Foreign Weapons Instructor Course Hoodie Available in Black Hoodies are Independent brand 80/20. *Order one size up if you're concerned with shrinking. **If you haven't been to the course, don't we...
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Tarawa Battle Map Tee Tarawa Battle Map Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Tarawa Battle Map Tee  Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Navy), Royal Pine, Sand, White, Midnight Navy, Stone Grey, Charcoal and Black. Tees are 60/40 except for Coyote Brown which is 100%...
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Small Craft Company Hoodie Small Craft Company Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Small Craft Company Hoodie Available in Military Green, White and Black. Features a modified Goons Up logo on the front left breast with an oar instead of an axe. *Hoodies are Independent brand 80/...
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Small Craft Company Tank Small Craft Company Tank
from $31.99
from $31.99
Small Craft Company Tank Available in White and Black. Features a modified Goons Up logo on the front left breast with an oar instead of an axe. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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Small Craft Company Tee Small Craft Company Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Small Craft Company Tee Available in Military Green, White and Black. Features a modified Goons Up logo on the front left breast with an oar instead of an axe. Tees are Next Level 60/40.
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China Gal Tee China Gal Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Tarawa Tribute Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Espresso, Royal Pine, Midnight Navy, Banana Cream, Tahiti Blue, White, Sand, Charcoal, and Black. Tees are 60/40 except for Coyo...
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Tarawa Tribute Tee Tarawa Tribute Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Tarawa Tribute Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Royal Pine, Midnight Navy, Banana Cream, Tahiti Blue, Ice Blue, White, Sand and Stone Grey. Tees are 60/40 except for Coyote and...
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Chaos Tee Chaos Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Chaos Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Mint, Ice Blue, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tees are 60/40 except for Coyote B...
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Chaos Tank Chaos Tank
from $31.99
from $31.99
Chaos Tank Available in White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Chaos Hoodie Chaos Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Chaos Hoodie Available in Military Green, Oregano (Army), White and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Hoodies are Independent brand 80/20 except for Oregano which is Hanes 50/50. *Cons...
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I Love the Army Tee I Love the Army Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
I Love the Army Tee Available in Coyote (Army). Tees are 100% cotton.  
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Remembrance Day Tee Remembrance Day Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Remembrance Day Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote (Army), Forest Green, Espresso, Sand, White, Stone Grey, Charcoal and Black Tees are Next Level brand 60/40 except for Coyote which is 100% c...
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I Love the Marine Corps Tee I Love the Marine Corps Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
I Love the Marine Corps Tee Available in Military Green. Choose between Black, White or Yellow print. Tees are Next Level brand 60/40.  
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Eagle Globe and Gun Tank Eagle Globe and Gun Tank
from $31.99
from $31.99
Eagle Globe and Gun Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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Eagle Globe and Gun Tee Eagle Globe and Gun Tee
from $31.99
from $31.99
Eagle Globe and Gun Tee Available in Military Green, Forest Green, Navy, Heather Gold, Red, White, Sand, Stone Grey, Charcoal and Black. Tees are 60/40 cotton/polyester.
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Eagle Globe and Gun Hoodie Eagle Globe and Gun Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Eagle Globe and Gun Hoodie Available in Military Green, Navy, White and Black. Sweatshirts are Independent brand 80/20. Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.
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