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Assaultman Apparel

Assaultman Apparel

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...
Hit The Beach Tank Hit The Beach Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Hit The Beach Tee In honor of our forefathers who hit the beaches of Normandy on 6 June, 1944. Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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The Jump Tank The Jump Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
The Jump Tank Not just any jump but THE jump! In honor of our forefathers who stepped through the door on the night of 6 June, 1944. Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo front left breast. T...
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Smokey Joe's Tank Smokey Joe's Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Smokey Joe's Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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Belleau Wood Tank Belleau Wood Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Belleau Wood Tank Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Belleau Wood Tee Belleau Wood Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Belleau Wood Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front. All tees are 6...
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Patrol Called Life Tank Patrol Called Life Tank
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from $29.99
Patrol Called Life Tank Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Patrol Called Life Tee Patrol Called Life Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Patrol Called Life Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of Coyote Bro...
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Born In A Bar Tank Born In A Bar Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Born In A Bar Tank Available in Navy Blue, White and Black Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Death's Compass Tank Death's Compass Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Death's Compass Tank Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Hard As F*ck Tank Hard As F*ck Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Hard As F*ck Tank Available in White and Black *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Hard As F*ck Tee Hard As F*ck Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Hard As F*ck Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of C...
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Filthy Thirteen Tank Filthy Thirteen Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Filthy Thirteen Tank Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Into The Wheat Tank Into The Wheat Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Into The Wheat Tank Available in White and Black *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Into The Wheat Tee Into The Wheat Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Into The Wheat Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of...
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Into The Woods Tank Into The Woods Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Into The Woods Tank Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tank
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from $29.99
Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tank Available in Navy Blue Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Rest In Peace Tank Rest In Peace Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Rest In Peace Tank Available in Black and White. Ass Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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God Loves the Infantry Tank God Loves the Infantry Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
God Loves the Infantry Tank Available in Black or White. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. All tanks are 100% cotton.  
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God Loves The Infantry Sweatshirt God Loves The Infantry Sweatshirt
from $45.99
from $45.99
God Loves the Infantry Sweatshirt Available in Military Green, Oregano (Army), White, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All sweatshirts are Independent brand...
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Infantry Unit Leader Course Hoodie Infantry Unit Leader Course Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Infantry Unit Leader Course Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black IULC logo front and back. *All hoodies are Independent brand.  
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Infantry Unit Leader Course Sweatshirt Infantry Unit Leader Course Sweatshirt
from $45.99
from $45.99
Infantry Unit Leader Course Sweatshirt Available in Military Green and Black. IULC logo on the front left breast. *All sweatshirts are Independent brand.  
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Infantry Unit Leader Course Tank Infantry Unit Leader Course Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Infantry Unit Leader Course Tank Available in White and Black IULC logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Infantry Squad Leader Course Hoodie Infantry Squad Leader Course Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Infantry Squad Leader Course Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black ISLC logo front and back. *All hoodies are Independent brand.  
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Infantry Squad Leader Course Sweatshirt Infantry Squad Leader Course Sweatshirt
from $45.99
from $45.99
Infantry Squad Leader Course Sweatshirt Available in Military Green and Black ISLC logo front and back. *All sweatshirts are Independent brand.  
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Infantry Squad Leader Course Tank Infantry Squad Leader Course Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Infantry Squad Leader Course Tank Available in Black and White. ISLC logo on the front and back. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Hoodie Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black ISULC logo front and back. *All hoodies are Independent brand.  
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Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Sweatshirt Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Sweatshirt
from $45.99
from $45.99
Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Sweatshirt Available in Military Green and Black. ISULC logo on the front left breast. *All sweatshirts are Independent brand.  
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Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Tank Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Infantry Small Unit Leaders Course Tee Available in White and Black ISULC logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Hoodie Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black AITB Hawaii Detachment logo front and back. *All hoodies are Independent brand.  
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Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Sweatshirt Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Sweatshirt
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from $45.99
Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Sweatshirt Available in Military Green and Black AITB - Hawaii Detachment logo front and back. *All sweatshirts are Independent brand.  
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Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Tank Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Tank
from $29.99
from $29.99
Advanced Infantry Training Battalion - Hawaii Detachment Tank Available in Black and White. AITB - Hawaii Detachment logo on the front and back. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Advanced Infantry Marine Course Hoodie Advanced Infantry Marine Course Hoodie
from $45.99
from $45.99
Advanced Infantry Marine Course Hoodie Available in Military Green and Black AIMC logo front and back. *All hoodies are Independent brand.  
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