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Assaultman Apparel

Assaultman Apparel

Since 51s are always crying about losing their MOS, I figured we'd give them a little love. We don't really want to see you guys go but we won't complain about not having to hear the loudest weapon in the infantry going off next to our heads...
1st Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tank 1st Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tank
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1st Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tank Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood....
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1st Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tee 1st Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tee
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1st Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tee Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood. ...
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1st Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tee 1st Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tee
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1st Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tee Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood. ...
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509 PIR Tank 509 PIR Tank
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50 PIR Tank Inspired by the 509th PIR "Geronimo"! Available in White and Black.  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are...
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509 PIR Tee 509 PIR Tee
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from $29.99
509 PIR Tee Inspired by the 509th PIR "Geronimo"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Banana Cream, Espresso, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print. Back...
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508 PIR Tank 508 PIR Tank
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508 PIR Tank Inspired by the 508th PIR "Fury From the Sky"! Available in White and Black.  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast....
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508 PIR Tee 508 PIR Tee
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508 PIR Tee Inspired by the 508th PIR "Fury From the Sky"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Red, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print....
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507 PIR Tank 507 PIR Tank
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507 PIR Tank Inspired by the 507th PIR "Down to Earth"! Available in White and Black.  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tan...
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507 PIR Tee 507 PIR Tee
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from $29.99
507 PIR Tee Inspired by the 507th PIR "Down to Earth"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Espresso, Forest Green, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print....
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506 PIR Tank 506 PIR Tank
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506 PIR Tank Inspired by the 506th PIR "Currahee"! Available in White and Black.  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks ar...
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506 PIR Tee 506 PIR Tee
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from $29.99
506 PIR Tee Inspired by the 506th PIR "Currahee"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Ice Blue, Red, Heather Maroon, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print. Back print wi...
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2-504 PIR Tank 2-504 PIR Tank
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2-504 PIR Tank Inspired by the 2nd Battalion 504th PIR "White Devils"! Available in White and Black .  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front ...
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2-504 PIR Tee 2-504 PIR Tee
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2-504 PIR Tee Inspired by the 2nd Battalion 504th PIR "White Devils"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Royal Blue, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back pri...
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504 PIR Tank 504 PIR Tank
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504 PIR Tank Inspired by the 504th PIR "Strike and Hold"! Available in White and Black .  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast. ...
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504 PIR Tee 504 PIR Tee
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from $29.99
504 PIR Tee Inspired by the 504th PIR "Strike and Hold"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Red, Heather Maroon, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print. B...
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502 PIR Tank 502 PIR Tank
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502 PIR Tank Inspired by the 502nd PIR "Five-Oh-Deuce"! Available in White and Black .  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Ta...
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502 PIR Tee 502 PIR Tee
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502 PIR Tee Inspired by the 502nd PIR "Five-Oh-Deuce"! Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Red, Heather Maroon, Royal Blue, Charcoal and Black. Your choice of chest or back print. Back p...
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501 PIR Tank 501 PIR Tank
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501 PIR Tank Inspired by the 501st PIR "Geronimo"! Available in White and Black .  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks a...
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1-505 PIR Tank 1-505 PIR Tank
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1-505 PIR Tank Inspired by the 1-505th "Jack of Diamonds"! Available in White and Black .  Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast....
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D-Day Battle Map Tank D-Day Battle Map Tank
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from $29.99
D-Day Battle Map Tank Available in Black and White. All tanks are 100% cotton.
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D-Day Battle Map Tee D-Day Battle Map Tee
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from $29.99
D-Day Battle Map Tee Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black. All tees are 60/40 except for Coyote Brown which is 100% cotton.
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Hit The Beach Tank Hit The Beach Tank
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Hit The Beach Tee In honor of our forefathers who hit the beaches of Normandy on 6 June, 1944. Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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The Jump Tank The Jump Tank
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from $29.99
The Jump Tank Not just any jump but THE jump! In honor of our forefathers who stepped through the door on the night of 6 June, 1944. Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo front left breast. T...
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Smokey Joe's Tank Smokey Joe's Tank
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from $29.99
Smokey Joe's Tank Available in White and Black. Tanks are 100% cotton.
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Belleau Wood Tank Belleau Wood Tank
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from $29.99
Belleau Wood Tank Available in White and Black Goons Up logo on the front left breast. *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Belleau Wood Tee Belleau Wood Tee
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Belleau Wood Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front. All tees are 6...
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Patrol Called Life Tank Patrol Called Life Tank
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Patrol Called Life Tank Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Patrol Called Life Tee Patrol Called Life Tee
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Patrol Called Life Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of Coyote Bro...
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Born In A Bar Tank Born In A Bar Tank
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from $29.99
Born In A Bar Tank Available in Navy Blue, White and Black Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Death's Compass Tank Death's Compass Tank
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from $29.99
Death's Compass Tank Available in Black and White. Goons Up logo on the front. Tanks are 100% cotton.  
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Hard As F*ck Tank Hard As F*ck Tank
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Hard As F*ck Tank Available in White and Black *All tanks are 100% cotton.
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Hard As F*ck Tee Hard As F*ck Tee
from $29.99
from $29.99
Hard As F*ck Tee Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of C...
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