Missileman Apparel

If you like wasting taxpayer dollars with expensive missiles, we've got the stuff for you.

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Retreat Hell! Tee "Retreat hell! We just got here." This is what Capt LLoyd Williams of the 51st Company (2/5) told the French when urged to retreat from Belleau Wood. Capt Williams would die in Be...

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Filthy Thirteen Tee Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Military Green, Sand, Cardinal, White, Midnight Navy, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Goons Up logo on the front left breast. All shirts are ...

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Hunter Killer Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Tows Up logo on the front. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of Coyote Brown w...

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The Tows Up Dad Hat Available in M81, Brown and Khaki. Tows Up logo offset on front left panel Strap closure with adjustable buckle or hook and loop.

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Death On a Wire Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black. Tows Up logo on the front. All tees are 60/40 with the exception of Coyote Brown...

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Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Navy Blue and Red. Military Green is 60/40. Coyote, Navy Blue and Red are 100% cotton.

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Tows Up Tee Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Black, Charcoal, Heather Gray, Safety Orange and Safety Yellow. 4"x2.5" subdued American Flag on the left breast. Tows Up logo on the b...