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Small Craft Company Tee
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Small Craft Company Tee
Available in Military Green, White and Black.
Features a modified Goons Up logo on the front left breast with an oar instead of an axe.
Tees are Next Level 60/40.
China Gal Tee
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Tarawa Tribute Tee
Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Espresso, Royal Pine, Midnight Navy, Banana Cream, Tahiti Blue, White, Sand, Charcoal, and Black.
Tees are 60/40 except for Coyo...
Chaos Tee
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Chaos Tee
Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Mint, Ice Blue, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black.
Goons Up logo on the front left breast.
Tees are 60/40 except for Coyote B...
Chaos Tank
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Chaos Tank
Available in White and Black.
Goons Up logo on the front left breast.
Tanks are 100% cotton.
Born In A Bar Sweatshirt
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Born In A Bar Sweatshirt
Available in Military Green, Navy and Black.
Sweatshirts are Independent brand 80/20.
Consider ordering one size up if you're concerned with shrinking.
Here Lies Weapons Hoodie
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Here Lies Weapons Hoodie
Available in Military Green, Oregano (Army), White, Heather Gray, Charcoal and Black.
Goons Up logo on the front left breast.
*Oregano is not a direct match, but it is the ...
2/5 Weapons Company 2022 Deployment Hoodie
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2/5 Weapons Company 2022 Deployment Hoodie
Available in Military Green and Black.
Hoodies are Independent 80/20.
2/5 Weapons Company 2022 Deployment Tank
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2/5 Weapons Company 2022 Deployment Tank
Available in Black.
Tanks are 100% cotton.
2/5 Weapons Company 2022 Deployment Tee
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2/5 Weapons Company 2022 Deployment Tee
Available in Military Green and Black.
Shirts are 60/40.
Peleliu Battle Map Tee
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Peleliu Battle Map Tee
Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Royal Pine, Sand, White, Royal Blue, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black.
Tees are 60/40 except for Coyote Brown which is 100...
1st LAR Berserker Company Tee
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1st LAR Berserker Company Tee
Available in Military Green, White and Black
1st LAR logo on front left breast.
*All shirts are 60/40.
1st Light Armored Reconnaissance Tank
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1st Light Armored Reconnaissance Tank
Available in White and Black
1st LAR logo small on front left breast and large on back
*All tanks are 100% cotton
Original Gunner Tee
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Original Gunner Tee
Paying homage to the OG, Original Gunner, Henry L. Hulbert.
Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Red, Heather Gold, Royal Blue, Purple Rush, Heather Gr...
Basic Tows Up Tee
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Basic Tows Up Tee
Available in Military Green, Coyote Brown (Army), Red, White, Royal Blue, Charcoal and Black.
These shirts have a Tows Up logo on the front left breast only.
All shirts are 60/40 ...
LARSOC Up American Flag Tank
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LARSOC Up American Flag Tank
Available in White or Black.
Features a full color American flag on the front left breast.
Tanks are 100% cotton.
1st Marine Infantry Division Tank
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1st Marine Infantry Division Tank
For a select group of Soldiers of the 1st Infantry Division who took part in Operation Phantom Fury alongside the Marines.
Available in White and Black.
Your choic...
Recon Death Card Tank
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Recon Death Card Tank
Available in White and Black
Goons Up logo on the front left breast.
Tanks are 100% cotton.
73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Tee
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73rd Machine Gun Company WWI Tribute Tee
Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood.
A...
3rd Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tank
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3rd Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tank
Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood....
2nd Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tee
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2nd Battalion 5th Marines WWI Tribute Tee
Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood.
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1st Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tank
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1st Battalion 6th Marines WWI Tribute Tank
Take pride in your lineage and uphold the legacy of your forefathers who stepped into the wheat and into the teeth of German machine guns at Belleau Wood....
509 PIR Sticker
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509 PIR Sticker
4" x 3" sticker.
506 PIR Tank
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506 PIR Tank
Inspired by the 506th PIR "Currahee"!
Available in White and Black.
Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast.
Tanks ar...
504 PIR Tee
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504 PIR Tee
Inspired by the 504th PIR "Strike and Hold"!
Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Red, Heather Maroon, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black.
Your choice of chest or back print. B...
502 PIR Tee
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502 PIR Tee
Inspired by the 502nd PIR "Five-Oh-Deuce"!
Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Red, Heather Maroon, Royal Blue, Charcoal and Black.
Your choice of chest or back print. Back p...
1-505 PIR Sticker
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1-505 PIR Sticker
4" x 4" sticker.
1-505 PIR Tank
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1-505 PIR Tank
Inspired by the 1-505th "Jack of Diamonds"!
Available in White and Black .
Choose between a chest print or a back print. Back print will have Goons Up logo on the front left breast....
D-Day Battle Map Tee
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D-Day Battle Map Tee
Available in Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Heather Maroon, Midnight Navy, Charcoal and Black.
All tees are 60/40 except for Coyote Brown which is 100% cotton.
Patrol Called Life Tank
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Patrol Called Life Tank
Available in Black and White.
Goons Up logo on the front.
Tanks are 100% cotton.
Hard As F*ck Tee
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Hard As F*ck Tee
Available in Red, Banana Cream, Royal Blue, Forest Green, Military Green, Espresso, Coyote Brown (Army), Sand, White, Charcoal and Black.
All tees are 60/40 with the exception of C...
Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tank
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Make Stacking Bodies Great Again Tank
Available in Navy Blue
Tanks are 100% cotton.
Hunter Killer Tank
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Hunter Killer Tank
Available in Black and White.
Tows Up logo on the front.
Tanks are 100% cotton.
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